We all get a bit drained at work from time to time. The majority of us will take a few minutes out, only to return with a fresh mind and brew in our possession.
Others will pop out for a cigarette. Some will have a little rant about the most stressful day, ever.
One thing I do doubt though, is that my colleagues go to the toilet to masturbate as a way to let of steam.
Well, that’s not the case if you share an office with Nadia Bokody though because, as she quite blatantly puts it: “I slip out for my daily ‘coffee break’. Only, I’m not going for a coffee, I’m going for a wank.”
Nadia works as a sex columnist, which explains why she feels the urge to get off during work hours more than you or I probably would, and editor of She Said.
In a post, the 34-year-old from Australia wrote: “When other colleagues are busy self-indulgently puffing on their cinnamon vapes and making trips to Starbucks to wait in line for 10 minutes for their pumpkin lattes, I’m rubbing one out.” Nicely put…
She continued: “If it’s lunch time, I’ll head home for a quick dalliance with my vibrator (perks of living walking distance from the office), but on the odd occasion I can’t wait that long, I’ll pop into the restroom, throw in my headphones, and silently surf some RedTube until my stresses are eased.
“Fifteen minutes later, I’ll reemerge brighter and more focused, ready to tackle whatever the rest of the day throws at me.”
She carried on: “My unique stress release has scientifically proven benefits – unlike the mindless scrolling of social media and scoffing of fried, sugary foods that routinely takes place during break time.”
She then went on to talk about workplace etiquette… pointing out that your employer doesn’t have a ‘right’ to ‘dictate what you do in your allocated break time’.
She added: “Especially if you live conveniently close to work like me, and are able to masturbate in the privacy of your own bedroom. But if you’re limited on time, the office restroom is as good a place as any to have a quick wank.”
Apparently, this isn’t uncommon either because, as Nadia pointed out, a survery commissioned by Hot Octopuss found that 40 per cent of employees already masturbate on the job.